Bluu
Developer, builder, product, and design lead. Crafts the look, the tone, and the user experience for every scammy product. A master of deception and user manipulation.
We make satire, shopping, and tech nonsense come together in one weird storefront.
Our Team
Kyle
Holding the backend together with duct tape and glueing the tables to the floor. A true master of improvisation and quick fixes.
Karla
team leader. mostly here to stop the other two from fighting. She's the one who keeps us all in check, and apparently has deadlines for things?